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Hly Demotivational Poster


I BLOW MY NOSE -


TAGS: hly grayl txtng
Rating: 4.57/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 18, 2012, 2:23 pm
Nd nw my fcemsk is al 5noty...


WHO'S AWESOME? - YOU'RE AWESOME!


TAGS: castro thinks highly of you
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Jmac0585 - April 2, 2010, 10:06 am
I had considered that, but decided to go with the nazis on this, given Castro is a communist and all. Save it, I know they weren't the same thing.
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 9:00 pm
Claire, who has the coolest avatar EVER!! is correct
Claire - April 1, 2010, 8:56 pm
I believe it's spelled "amsome."


OVERTHINKING SHIT -


TAGS: leaving the wedgie worthy thoroughly unwedgied
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by Sean

jmac0585 - July 10, 2009, 10:07 am
Wile E. thinks this broad is obsessive.
agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 8:09 pm
Down's syndrome version of Mouse Trap.


GIRLS -




OR... - You can just stop being lazy.




MOOSE MILK -


TAGS: perfect for holidays highly potent panty melter use responsibly
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by CANADA

WTFO - September 15, 2009, 6:29 pm
Which makes my version a bit more dangerous since it can sneak up on ya quick. I haven't been able to try your recipe yet but I plan to.
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 2:30 pm
hey WTFO, i made both to check, the one i make is a fair bit stronger. but the one with ice cream goes down way easier
CANADA - September 9, 2009, 1:37 am
hmmm, sounds like a plan for friday.and my fan says quit throwing f***ing beer caps at me lol
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:34 am
I will have to try your recipe as well. Maybe I should make a batch of each to compare (strictly for scientific reasons, of course). Mr. R, my ceiling fan only says "f*** central air" over and over again.
CANADA - September 9, 2009, 1:18 am
i've had it with ice cream too, it makes it good aswell but you need maple syrup, Seagrams V O, and Captian Morgs spice. maybe because im a fan of canadian whiskey and maple syrup
MrRandom - September 9, 2009, 1:12 am
I hear they say very interesting things, but usually its jealous gossip about the toaster.
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:09 am
Nope. The recipe I was given was 1 bottle Dark Rum, 1 bottle Light Rum, 1/2 bottle Spiced Rum, 1 bottle Kahula, 1 Gallon milk, and 1 Gallon Vanilla Ice Cream. Mix together until froth at top and enjoy until you're talking to the ceiling fan.
CANADA - September 3, 2009, 2:40 pm
hey WTFO, is this close to the recipe you use?


CHOOSE YOUR FRIENDS CAREFULLY... - It is highly unlikely that you'll ever be held accountable for the actions of your enemies.




PSYCHOLOGY - Being insane isn't all bad. Even if your acting is.


TAGS: american psycho required monthly beefcake for amina and co
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Ed-Hyde

Ed-Hyde - March 18, 2010, 9:55 am
lol, I got lazy and didn't want to type up every female Motifakers name. :)
amina - March 18, 2010, 9:49 am
Who is the 'co' in amina & co??? I have to know who all is included


HELL - You are burning in it.


TAGS: jews orange jews freshly squeezed orange jews hell
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by J-Bob

fascistfrenchman - December 22, 2011, 6:18 am
Tunnels: for when one is lacking a sense of humour.
NREEEOW - January 7, 2009, 8:19 pm
yeah, isn't laughing one of the seven deadly sins? You know, along with s******ing your gum and biting your nails.
Sir - September 17, 2008, 2:51 pm
but thats where they end up anyway
meh - June 10, 2008, 12:22 am
we don't
Jungie - June 10, 2008, 12:21 am
I thought Jews didn't believe in hell?


DELUSIONAL -


TAGS: motifake monthly magazine
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by spacedog

pzykosiz - March 24, 2011, 5:52 pm
5l's cause i look a the pictures
Bovee - March 23, 2011, 8:05 pm
5L's cause I read the articles.
Greeny - March 22, 2011, 6:00 am
Publi5hed in Canada!
crankyhead - March 21, 2011, 1:21 pm
i gotta get a 5ub5cription.
agdaniele - March 21, 2011, 8:55 am
Perfect.


THE OCEAN - Its around here somewhere...




I love my momma very much! -


TAGS: nfl panthers kuechly carolina luke
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ItsL8

ItsL8 - January 4, 2014, 5:45 pm
Thank you.
MissPriss - January 4, 2014, 4:51 pm
You should drop your posters over at Sportingbreakdown too!


CURSES -


TAGS: curse monthly assignment calender time sad hawamleh hammy
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

TheOne - December 20, 2010, 10:19 pm
Very cool.5L.
Hawamleh - September 22, 2010, 6:24 pm
Thanks A lot :D
forseti - September 22, 2010, 3:10 pm
masterpiece!
Hawamleh - September 22, 2010, 12:46 am
And The 1l Bomb... Ffs
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 2:52 pm
I Understood Nothing, I am not a clever man..
AdmiralAckbar - September 21, 2010, 2:47 pm
sucks when you realize your lift is a bit late and you already drank the punch
Reality Lord - September 21, 2010, 1:06 pm

yes i did actually. i would have been about your age and the funny thing is i remember saying to myself i would never see it again. love the poster hammy...goes into my favs
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 12:59 pm
thanks Grey,You MODS ARE AWESOME.
GreyScorpion - September 21, 2010, 12:53 pm
excellent, 5L
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 12:31 pm
When Did You See It ?
Reality Lord - September 21, 2010, 12:24 pm

very nice dude....and thanks for reminding me i'll never see haleys comet again....prick...olo
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 11:31 am
Thanks Mr.M Means A Lot.
motinet - September 21, 2010, 11:25 am

DEEP


FANTASY - No matter how well you imagine something, the reality is just never as amsome.


TAGS: coolioindeed timmy harry potter parody finale deathly
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by CoolioIndeed

CoolioIndeed - September 27, 2010, 5:47 pm
Judging by these positive comments, I'm wondering if I should quit while I'm ahead HAHA
msouth - September 27, 2010, 1:02 pm
This one goes to six.
Reality Lord - September 25, 2010, 7:23 am

absolutely.....5L
ICEMAN - September 25, 2010, 12:26 am
Amazing. 5L


HARD TIMES -




SCHOOLING -


TAGS: motifake monthly magazine
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by spacedog

agdaniele - September 23, 2010, 12:49 am
One of the all-time greats!
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:19 am
Is this one better?
Lederhosen - January 13, 2010, 12:50 pm
$9.99??? ouch!
rerun - January 12, 2010, 9:39 am

TOC dis-banded the MALT.
Ed-Hyde - January 12, 2010, 9:39 am
Oh wow, I'm surprised the M.A.L.T. centerfold isn't mentioned on the cover!! Zomg thatonechick!
culos - January 12, 2010, 8:44 am
Drag the right hand corner to flip the pages until you get there...
Ed-Hyde - January 12, 2010, 8:38 am
Uhh, I can't find the back of the magazine...
Jmac0585 - January 11, 2010, 9:02 am
5L otherwise.
Jmac0585 - January 11, 2010, 9:01 am
I ain't payin' $9.99 for that rag.
CANADA - January 11, 2010, 12:11 am
perfectly executed!
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 12:07 am
I just love this... cracks me up everytime I see it.
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 12:13 am
LOL!
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 10, 2010, 12:00 am
They didn't run my article??!! AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!
motifake - January 9, 2010, 10:34 pm

pure genius!
gil - January 9, 2010, 8:29 pm
Brilliant
GreyScorpion - January 9, 2010, 8:15 pm
unbelieveably WOW. Absolutely WOW, totally f*ckin' WOW.......WOW!!...5 WOW's
Treehodger - January 9, 2010, 7:50 pm
I sense Ron is destroying his Art Studio, angry that he did not think of this...
Zed - January 9, 2010, 7:42 pm
Excellent!
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 7:01 pm
I agree with Pro 100%. This magazine needs to be on the shelves somewhere, dammit!
Produceman117 - January 9, 2010, 6:58 pm
There's so much I want to say about this perfect poster, but I'm left almost speechless. 5. Going to my faves. Period.
sickartist - January 9, 2010, 5:41 pm
best one ever, Spacedog This is an easy 5L
ronsart - January 9, 2010, 5:34 pm
totally genius! Well Done Mr.SpaceDog!
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:27 pm
I want!!!!!


BEULLER? - Beuller?


TAGS: deathly ill
Rating: 3.93/5

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TASTELESS -


TAGS: motifake monthly april 1st
Rating: 3.8/5

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Who Cares? - April 1, 2010, 11:46 pm
Sausage cave paintings make the baby jesus cry
spacedog - April 1, 2010, 8:02 pm
5Ls. Great job Face!
Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 12:41 pm
ROR! Very true matt. I would guess that Moo and rerun might spruce up the sausage cave with "body painting" but not actually have it take place there
Fatt Matt - April 1, 2010, 12:25 pm
As long as there is no body painting in the "sausage cave"...+5
Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 11:50 am
They are showing you how to paint some of cubby's lovely ladies. I don't think either would wanna touch any of us with a ten foot pole
R.S.Jake - April 1, 2010, 11:47 am
Now, the body painting article...are they showing how to body paint or painting us? This is important!
Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 11:44 am
Thanks guys!
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 10:19 am
5 sausage caves!!
Cubbybear - April 1, 2010, 10:18 am
5/5 this is an classic!


THINGS WE BARE FOR HAWTNESS -


TAGS: emma watson 3d deathly hallows
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Justflipit

Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 2:39 pm
Funny how it your other comment (186053) you say go back into your holes but obviously you either live in a whole and mommy just got you the internet because you don't know who this is. Y don't you just bugger off and piss in someone eles cherrios
getreal - July 23, 2010, 2:29 pm
i dont get it. she looks h**, but i dont get the face, names, or references. Some random p*** chick?


SUICIDE - Did you lose your long-distance gf? Want to just die? Do you have an iPhone? Now, there is an APP for that.


TAGS: monthly assignment parody on how there is an app for everything with the iphone
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

Treehodger - March 18, 2010, 6:45 am
Truth be told, the joke came from school. Buddy of mine has an iPhone and we began cracking jokes on how they have an app for everything. That is where this came from. So yeah.
Treehodger - March 18, 2010, 6:43 am
Yeah, I admit someone with a bit more experience could have made a better punchline. I'm not for the iPhone, so I don't pay attention, making it hard to crack jokes about them.
Faceplant31 - March 11, 2010, 11:48 am
Cheers bud, just trying to help. This way it makes a bit more sense!
Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 9:16 pm
Kudos to Faceplant31 for advising me to change the wording on the joke. Not sure if it made it any better then before. But still.


ALL ABOUT TIMING -


TAGS: timing monthly top ten
Rating: 3.45/5

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TheTrashHeap - March 13, 2010, 1:06 pm
"Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Mister Anything's gone wrestling. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 11:35 am
Hmmmm... I like it... but, the top 10 by month is constantly changing... adapts as posters get voted down... even the past months, you'll see them shift.
thatonechick - March 13, 2010, 11:34 am
Psst! Maybe it has more to do with the Top 10 by Month report. :P Or not...
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 11:20 am
I'm interested in this theory... but, end of the month? Is that a sh** at TOC? LOL!


Companionship? -


TAGS: umbrella tip all wet monthly girls nozaki kun
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

JesusWept - July 6, 2016, 4:43 pm
Too true. ^^^^^Up
mizzdizz - July 6, 2016, 1:10 pm
chuckle, chuckle-- I've had very short term 'friends' like that! ^!


Blast from Spacedog Past -


TAGS: motifake monthly magazine success
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Greeny

MissPriss - July 10, 2015, 12:44 pm
Nope Jesus... not until someone loses an eye .
MissPriss - July 10, 2015, 12:43 pm
Phookin' 5L Greeny. Next issue can I have my own column...Motifake Etiquette?
Greeny - July 9, 2015, 8:35 pm
check out the previous issues! 85323, 88145, 105495 and 131392 - there is something for everyone!
GaryO - July 9, 2015, 6:24 pm
Gawd, this is good. 5/F
spacedog - July 9, 2015, 5:54 pm
Ha! They haven't sold well for the last few years. 5L
Sho - July 9, 2015, 4:42 pm
5Lmao
Silverheart - July 9, 2015, 2:46 pm

It's called voterbation
JesusWept - July 9, 2015, 9:33 am
Isn't voting for your own posters cheating? 5.


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